Hallelujay!

What up?

Busy days?

Summers near?

NO?

I don't know?

Is it?

I'm bored.

But i don't want to blog.

Yeah. I don't

So what's up.

People talk to me.

Comment or anything. Chat? OKay sure. 

Why not, right?

Ice cream. Yes please.

Food. Sure!

Bored? Me too. 

You're not bored. You're reading this.

Dumbass.

Ah!! Heart broken. Nah.

I need Emma Watson.

I need her. I want to take her out. Or Take me out mister Franz Ferdinand

Friendly Fires and Explosions in The sky!!! Yey. I think

Incubus. COol. For Americans. No... I think Theyr're Awesome.

PArty? I need to!!

College. Sucks. 

So.. What are you doing?

Nothing?

I'm blogging. Clearly. 

The Invisible.. Watch it.

Of course you also have to watch superbad.

Can't wait for Hermione!

Harriet. Love her. I think. KIdding. I do.

So? Getting bored?

Ah. Facebook..

No more BEBO AND MYSPACE. I might as well cancel my accounts.

NO.

To much memories.

Facebook.... Add me. It's all good.

Hate my parents. MY dad is annoying. 

I want to escape shitty camborne. I want to go to London, where i could find chicks.

Me A nerd? Yep. A lozer as well.

Oh wait that;s you. Were lozer brother. or sister.!

If you're a guy.. HOWDY.

If you're a girl.. MORNING.

IT IS OBVIOUS THAT I'M BORED. Haha. It is. Is it*

You know seriously i'm typing fast so i bet you can't really understand this.

My iphone broke. My elder sitty fucked up brother broke it. But theres a warranty right?

Yes. There is!!

No there isnt.-there is motherfucker!

Bored. What are you doing? Nothing? Come over my place. We could drink orange juice. Skate with me? I'll teach you. But you have to pay me 20 euros. 

My sisters a bitch. She ate my chocolate because i told her she could.

WHAT!!?!

im messed up. Im seriously am. 

The Electric

I love her. i love you. (Written by harriet)

Current events

Hatty: Oh Josh

Josh: Oh hatty. You are so gay

Hatty: You are too.

Josh: Roses are reds violets are blue.

Blah blah blah

I love you too.

Hatty: Roses are red. 

Violets are blue

Some poems rhyme

but others just don't

P.s

Josh eats his poop. 

Suburban Legends Baby

Yes, Yes, Yes. You heard me! Suburban Legends!

Went to their concerts with Four awesome people. One of them, i really really really really love. 

   Love You Hattea!

There i am. Hatty's neck. bahaha. Love her. Even though she's annoying. 

The two females look like twats. But look!!! It's Suburban Legends!

I Live in Obscurity in the Bottom of the Ocean

Who's brows are those? 

I just bought a car. It's radical. 

I love hatty. Shes also radical.

Well she's not but i love her none the less. (insert red heart)

And the statement above gives a brief insight as to how truly interesting i am. 

So 2day, i'll be talking about random. It's not that i'm bored, it's because i'm not bored since i'm doing this. And people only get bored because they're so lazy. I'm not.

I just woke up and i can't drag myself out of bed, it's literally so hard for me.

So anyway, you want to see my car? Hope not. 

It's my shred mobile. Bahaha. Laughers and fuckers shut up. The important thing is that you have a vehicle that will take you anywhere with your girlfriend and with other fellow cunts. So, don't go sobbing on me. 

What should i talk about? Oh, yeah let's talk about wheels. My friend just posted a video of this years when i broke my love. It was awful and i could barely breath. My love is my skateboard. It was so cool... though.  

I've no clue if it plays.

Snowy Day. Time To Do My Foot Work For The Fratellis.

Hello Snow Fella! I forgot i had an existing account on blogger and i was amply busy on school work. We're doing this awesome project where we go around Cornwall and capture amazing sites, which is what i often do in a regular basis. Though, it's to some extent burdensome because it's been really cold these past few days and lot are getting sick and i'm literally puking about it. Fuck the snow. I hate it, i really do. It really bums me when i wake up in the morning, half naked, then you feel the temperature dropping real hard, and after 2 minutes of staring at my plain white ceiling , there you are, coughing and sneezing. Everything else is predictable. Yeah, fuck it. I mean, we all hate it. All my friends have a grudge about snow. And if you could scroll you mouses down way way there, you could see a formation of pictures and awful suckish moments we have had with snow. We admit its very well cursed, but it hasn't affected any of us, except for Sonny. He just texted me and told me that he has heart disease and he needs me there with him when he slightly gets paralized. Yeah, poor cunt. He should be dead by now. I don't know how this just popped out of my mind but i have a bad feeling i don't know how to snowboard anymore. During the whole Lalent Snowboarding Trek i was poor quality. I was a real atrocious dickhead the whole time. Standing there, staring at my friends snowboarding and didn't even try to do the sport. Yeah, bahaha.

The weirdest thing happened to me at college. There's this guy we call Telli but his real name is Ryan and he was assigned to do certain surveys to certain people. I was in his list and he came up to me while i was at the entrance making a fool about snow. Bahaha. He was like "Josh I'm doing a shitty survey. Answer me." and i was like "Shure..." and Dan throwed a snowball at him. Bahahaha. Anyway, he had the stupidest surveys in history. I only got him to ask me 4 questions and after that i made him go away. Wait for it, and i'll tell you what happens in the end. The questions were too desperate. There's "Who was the last person you had arguement with?" My answer was "Mum, and she didn't look pretty at all" Then comes the second: "Are you a better talk or a better listener?", and my answer was "Listener i suppose. I just make people laugh when i talk. I'm never serious *cross armed and a curious look." Bahaha. "Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth", i don't know if that was what he actually asked, but i said "Cry over the truth for sure. Well not cry, that's for pussys. The truth is everything." then "Have you ever given money to a homeless person?", "Yeah, a food and a scarf. You know i'm a good lad" Then he was like "Do you snore?" and I was like "Are you stalking me?" and the fucker was all like "Hahaha. No It's part of the survey Josh". Little did he know. I quite compelled with his weakness and considering he was some loser, so i pushed him in the ground and put snow in his back pack. Bahaha. I'm no bully i helped him get off the snow. But yeah i did put a pile of snow in his back pack. I'm pleased with his weakness to be honest. He keeps my muscles buffed when it comes to bullying. But no, i'm not a bully. Infact, i don't believe we have any bullies in college. Everyone else is simple fair to eachother. Hater? No, don't know any and don't have any. Well, i do hate Ryan Sheckler, i think he's rather gay. He's famous because he can skate and everyone else sees him on the tv. What show business is not noticing is other people and their talents. Oh well, who would want to be famous? Me? Nahh.


LALENT SNOWBOARDING:
The pictures are not even close to what it felt to the actual feeling and the actual scene. Its a hundred times more marvellous when you're really in the picture. Everything was perfect. The sky made the snow look like cotton balls that fell right off the sky and it had a beautiful shade of light blue glancing. We were rather crazy and i could imagine some stranger from a far questioning why there were little crazy teens in the snow acting like such weirdoes. We also worked on our foot work for CHELSEA DAGGER. doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. doo doo doo. ... doo doo doo
. Yeah i don't need to mention that we went snowboarding cause thats the titles job. I mean, what are the other reasons to go play with snow?
Crash.. i feel like Smitten.

I love this pic. Especially when you're not in it. It was vital to create these snow figures. It took some time too, and at the end, it was not all worth it. We named them Humpy and Dumpy. 

It was Zane who found the time to actually have fun that day. Just fun though. The rest of us were extremely ecstatic. 

Beyond that captured photo lies Lucy with diamonds. 

Bahaha. This picture has a nice story. Fuck it. 

Awesome am i. Oi looks so terruble.  Though i've hammered myself to show to the world the greatest pair of gloves in existence and is known to be extinct. 

There you go again. You've fuck it man, really, trust me. 

No hard feelings Zane. It's amazing cause he looks like he's sucking out the soul of Elle and i even had time to grant him a finger.  

Eating snow was my favorite part of the day. Though i am concerned who Zane is fucking.

Yey

Night Sky

I'd say one of the greatest videos around the neighborhood. 

Sorry, but i really do care bout these children living in hell. Though i can't imagine myself being in that kind of situation. BUt! I wouldn't say i'm lucky. 

OOps, my bad. Its not on Auto PLay.. I THINK. 

Well, watch it if you've got the guts. 

Happy Birfday!

Happy Birfday to myself.

I just turned 18 in January 13. Any greeting i supposed. 

I had an awesome birthday. Clearly not the best, which makes it better in a little way. I just hanged out with my friends around Camborne. We were supposed to go to Truro, somehow we didn't manage to. I got new earphones again. A  bit of a downer when i received  a lot of chocolates. Isn't it obvious that everyone is trying this new diet, where you don't eat anything. The last time i've got a phone call, it was saying that it's the new fashion. Oh lala. Parents and relatives, just won't give a shit on teenager life. Hatty and i are getting a bit closer this nowadays. My brother and her sister are well, are hanging out a bit. Hardcore!

Bahaha. and Yes, i was joking. I'm not an only child. I have a brother.

Luckily, he doesn't look like me. He's a couple of years older, but yeah.. i can hurt him. 

Like THIS..

A valuable lesson kiddies. Penis don't fit in ears. 

My bad, LOL sorry. How was i supposed to know it hurts when you get nailed in the head? 

He's an a-hole. I shall stick up corn flakes in his throat while he's asleep, so that he could feel pain down his esophagus. Muahahah. 

Upright Eve

I have to admit, i am attaining sickness from receiving greetings for the new year and getting a bit arrogant about this holiday.
Yes, i do cherish this time of the year, although, i still question the world crisis and why a lot is still attached with violence and war. "Happy" New Year didn't seem very jolly as everyone wished it could be.
Seeing myself watching CNN while eating breakfast did not really feel comfortable. What has happened at a Thai club was awful, and more awful, for it had occur at the eve of 2009. Every year celebration, a high accidental fire always occur, and this year, it has really crossed the line. About 60 people are burnt to death and several are injured because of the fire that happened in Bangkok. It was said that there was only one door to exit the club and there's like a 100 people inside coming from different areas of the world. Watching it just felt really bad and i really want to murder myself for putting the channel on CNN (or was it BBC?).
Anyway, it was just horrifying seeing dead people covered in white cloth with a bright beam of light shining on their dead bodies and questioning myself "why the fuck?" The world is just so raunchy! Stinking evil criminal Eve, so stupid for trusting a snake! No, but it's true, a New Year celebration is never complete without a sinful mistake.

However, if you're wondering how my New Year went, well, it was awesome. It just darns that i didn't get to come to the party at London with the invitation of Carters. Highly, in the past few days i've been here... at Birmingham with some friends! Though i'm with my parents and they had their New Year's Eve somewhere in Northampton (however that spells) and i'm somehow here, at Birmingham. This is probably the second time that i didn't exactly get to spend New Year with Mum and Dad (neat), but i did have Christmas with them (which actually went beastly and blah). So yeah, i said my last fair-well at 2008 and i guess it's obviously safe to say "Last Year", which was just days ago. 

Alcohol, drunk, party, strange ladies, dancing and other loads of stuff that i forgot. In reality i didn't know anyone there (only some 6th form friends) considering i'm from Cornwall, though i did grew up at Germany where my whole Williams family lies. Still, i met a lot of new people and we just all gone really crazy and tumbling all over the place, but it was a really beautiful New Year Celebration. Just can't wait till next year! It's strange cause if just turned 2009 and now i'm all ready caught up for 2010 and i can't wait!

Now i'm here at my parent's house at Canterbury and Mum asked me if i wanted to come with her at Oxford just to do a little shopping, which by the way, would not be little at all. She's probably craving for new outfits to send to my aunties and cousins. Although i turned her down for i wasn't really in the mood for Oxford. Anyways, yeah the fireworks were definitely better than the "Last Year" *wink* and that's all i have to say. I'm dreaming of Hatty again, well, i wished she had a nice New Year's Eve and i hope she's not listening to Radiohead AGAIN.

I'm just reall forsaken that this will be a good year for ALL of us. 

         Not really certain why...