Hello Snow Fella! I forgot i had an existing account on blogger and i was amply busy on school work. We're doing this awesome project where we go around Cornwall and capture amazing sites, which is what i often do in a regular basis. Though, it's to some extent burdensome because it's been really cold these past few days and lot are getting sick and i'm literally puking about it. Fuck the snow. I hate it, i really do. It really bums me when i wake up in the morning, half naked, then you feel the temperature dropping real hard, and after 2 minutes of staring at my plain white ceiling , there you are, coughing and sneezing. Everything else is predictable. Yeah, fuck it. I mean, we all hate it. All my friends have a grudge about snow. And if you could scroll you mouses down way way there, you could see a formation of pictures and awful suckish moments we have had with snow. We admit its very well cursed, but it hasn't affected any of us, except for Sonny. He just texted me and told me that he has heart disease and he needs me there with him when he slightly gets paralized. Yeah, poor cunt. He should be dead by now. I don't know how this just popped out of my mind but i have a bad feeling i don't know how to snowboard anymore. During the whole Lalent Snowboarding Trek i was poor quality. I was a real atrocious dickhead the whole time. Standing there, staring at my friends snowboarding and didn't even try to do the sport. Yeah, bahaha.
The weirdest thing happened to me at college. There's this guy we call Telli but his real name is Ryan and he was assigned to do certain surveys to certain people. I was in his list and he came up to me while i was at the entrance making a fool about snow. Bahaha. He was like "Josh I'm doing a shitty survey. Answer me." and i was like "Shure..." and Dan throwed a snowball at him. Bahahaha. Anyway, he had the stupidest surveys in history. I only got him to ask me 4 questions and after that i made him go away. Wait for it, and i'll tell you what happens in the end. The questions were too desperate. There's "Who was the last person you had arguement with?" My answer was "Mum, and she didn't look pretty at all" Then comes the second: "Are you a better talk or a better listener?", and my answer was "Listener i suppose. I just make people laugh when i talk. I'm never serious *cross armed and a curious look." Bahaha. "Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth", i don't know if that was what he actually asked, but i said "Cry over the truth for sure. Well not cry, that's for pussys. The truth is everything." then "Have you ever given money to a homeless person?", "Yeah, a food and a scarf. You know i'm a good lad" Then he was like "Do you snore?" and I was like "Are you stalking me?" and the fucker was all like "Hahaha. No It's part of the survey Josh". Little did he know. I quite compelled with his weakness and considering he was some loser, so i pushed him in the ground and put snow in his back pack. Bahaha. I'm no bully i helped him get off the snow. But yeah i did put a pile of snow in his back pack. I'm pleased with his weakness to be honest. He keeps my muscles buffed when it comes to bullying. But no, i'm not a bully. Infact, i don't believe we have any bullies in college. Everyone else is simple fair to eachother. Hater? No, don't know any and don't have any. Well, i do hate Ryan Sheckler, i think he's rather gay. He's famous because he can skate and everyone else sees him on the tv. What show business is not noticing is other people and their talents. Oh well, who would want to be famous? Me? Nahh.
LALENT SNOWBOARDING:
The pictures are not even close to what it felt to the actual feeling and the actual scene. Its a hundred times more marvellous when you're really in the picture. Everything was perfect. The sky made the snow look like cotton balls that fell right off the sky and it had a beautiful shade of light blue glancing. We were rather crazy and i could imagine some stranger from a far questioning why there were little crazy teens in the snow acting like such weirdoes. We also worked on our foot work for CHELSEA DAGGER. doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. doo doo doo. ... doo doo doo
. Yeah i don't need to mention that we went snowboarding cause thats the titles job. I mean, what are the other reasons to go play with snow?
Crash.. i feel like Smitten.
I love this pic. Especially when you're not in it. It was vital to create these snow figures. It took some time too, and at the end, it was not all worth it. We named them Humpy and Dumpy.
It was Zane who found the time to actually have fun that day. Just fun though. The rest of us were extremely ecstatic.
Beyond that captured photo lies Lucy with diamonds.
Bahaha. This picture has a nice story. Fuck it.
Awesome am i. Oi looks so terruble. Though i've hammered myself to show to the world the greatest pair of gloves in existence and is known to be extinct.
There you go again. You've fuck it man, really, trust me.
No hard feelings Zane. It's amazing cause he looks like he's sucking out the soul of Elle and i even had time to grant him a finger.
Eating snow was my favorite part of the day. Though i am concerned who Zane is fucking.
Yey
