What is that?

That FREAKY THING!

GIRLS: its joshua!!

Started running cause i know i'll get raped. The chicks tried to catch me. So i ran and ran and ran. I ran * sigh *. ... ran *cough*...ran, ran and ran... ran * shit *ran, and ran, and ran ( Some Chick: Joshua! You're my Mclovin! ) ran then ran. I ran a little bit more, then i ran, then i ....


TRIPPED! ( holy sh***!).


Sorry! Effects of chronic boredom.
I know you were more assuming reality.

Well, fantasy sounds better to me.

Had a Conference with Hatty ( harriet ). My secret love. And Benjo.
I almost had her all to me. Alone with her. She barely even goes online! WHY!!!!

Conference Stuff my ASS.. * guard! *
Benjo: I invited hatty
Mclovin: why?
Benjo: let's try to arrange a sex game with her!
McLovin: Fuck you
Benjo: bambi dick
McLovin: I'll kick ur face.
( if you're getting lost, heres the jig. I like hatty, but shes my friend so thats sort of awkward. I hope she likes me back. And hopefully be my gf. But i doubt it. Because, shes my friend. And thats just damit -ing GAY. )
Benjo: dick
McLovin: yah i'll kick ur dick also

The 3 way conference
Benjo joined the conference
Mclovin joined the conference
Hatty tjoined the conferece ( mwah )
Benjo: HELLO HATTY!
Hatty: whatever
Benjo: u wanna know a secret
McLovin: I'm gonna kick bens dick!
Mclovin: care to join me
Hatty: LMAO. cool
Mclovin: u wanna join me
Benjo: have sex?
Hatty: fuck the what. kidding
hatty: NO!
Benjo: 2 bad
McLovin: ok
Hatty: how u guys doing?
benjo: im outside with my comp and its freezing
hatty: thats stupid. then go inside
benjo: oh yeah!
( took some time)
benjo: im home
McLovin: how u hatty/
Hatty: im good.
McLovin; please agree with me that ben is an ahole
Hatty: ur both aholes LOL
Mclovin: hes more ahole
Hatty: yeah
Benjo: ahole huh? fuck josh
hatty: lol.
hatty: whats up?
benjo; what?
hatty: whats with the conference
Mclovin: u don't go online often than b4
Mclovin: ?
hatty: busy
benjo: why
hatty: so what?
Mclovin: im still a rockstar
benjo: no ur not
Hatty: u guys are crazy
Mclovinl; are we the only ones ur chatting with?
Hatty: no. Dan
benjo: sorry josh
Hatty: lol
Mclovin: yah sorry to u 2 pal
benjo: if u only new haty
hatty: only new wat
benjo: oh nothing. u'll find ot sooner
hatty: tell me
hatty: i hate mysteries


Conversation with Bitchjo. benjo
Mclovin: fuck you!
benjo: its for the good
Mclovin: seriously man
benjo: im not gonna tell her
benjo: bahaha
Mclovin: seriously
benjo; i won;t
Mclovin: tell her its a guy thing

( hatty sort of waited a long time before we both replied back to her previews message )

continuation;
benjo: i dnt want to
hatty; oh well
Mclovin: its a guy thing
hatty: wet dreams sort of guy thing?
Mclovin: yes

Hatty: the hell guys

Benjo: josh, why dnt u tell her the truth

Benjo: we both know its not a guy thing

 

 ( again. made a conversation with dick head )

Mclovin: u ashol

Benjo: jus kiding

Mclovin: pussy

Benjo: ur the pussy one

Benjo: bahahahahaha

Mclovin: fuck u

Benjo: sorry!

Benjo: for not being a pussy

Mclovin: haha

Mclovin: haha. bahaha. still... fuck u man.

Continuation 

Hatty: what?

Mclovin: nothing

Benjo: yah nothing

hatty: ok

Benjo: u could leave now

Benjo: lets end this conference

Hatty: i thought it was going to be something important

Benjo: yah oh well

Benjo: its cancelled

McLovin: ok hatty.

McLovin: bye...

Benjo left the conference

Hatty: oh well.

McLovin: bye hatty

Hatty: thnks. bye

McLovin:harriet

Hatty: Joshua 

McLovin: lol

Hatty: ok bye, have to go.

McLovin: bye

Sorry i didnt continue the coloring font thing. its hard. lol

anyway. ok.