Night Sky

I'd say one of the greatest videos around the neighborhood. 

Sorry, but i really do care bout these children living in hell. Though i can't imagine myself being in that kind of situation. BUt! I wouldn't say i'm lucky. 

OOps, my bad. Its not on Auto PLay.. I THINK. 

Well, watch it if you've got the guts. 

Happy Birfday!

Happy Birfday to myself.

I just turned 18 in January 13. Any greeting i supposed. 

I had an awesome birthday. Clearly not the best, which makes it better in a little way. I just hanged out with my friends around Camborne. We were supposed to go to Truro, somehow we didn't manage to. I got new earphones again. A  bit of a downer when i received  a lot of chocolates. Isn't it obvious that everyone is trying this new diet, where you don't eat anything. The last time i've got a phone call, it was saying that it's the new fashion. Oh lala. Parents and relatives, just won't give a shit on teenager life. Hatty and i are getting a bit closer this nowadays. My brother and her sister are well, are hanging out a bit. Hardcore!

Bahaha. and Yes, i was joking. I'm not an only child. I have a brother.

Luckily, he doesn't look like me. He's a couple of years older, but yeah.. i can hurt him. 

Like THIS..

A valuable lesson kiddies. Penis don't fit in ears. 

My bad, LOL sorry. How was i supposed to know it hurts when you get nailed in the head? 

He's an a-hole. I shall stick up corn flakes in his throat while he's asleep, so that he could feel pain down his esophagus. Muahahah. 

Upright Eve

I have to admit, i am attaining sickness from receiving greetings for the new year and getting a bit arrogant about this holiday.
Yes, i do cherish this time of the year, although, i still question the world crisis and why a lot is still attached with violence and war. "Happy" New Year didn't seem very jolly as everyone wished it could be.
Seeing myself watching CNN while eating breakfast did not really feel comfortable. What has happened at a Thai club was awful, and more awful, for it had occur at the eve of 2009. Every year celebration, a high accidental fire always occur, and this year, it has really crossed the line. About 60 people are burnt to death and several are injured because of the fire that happened in Bangkok. It was said that there was only one door to exit the club and there's like a 100 people inside coming from different areas of the world. Watching it just felt really bad and i really want to murder myself for putting the channel on CNN (or was it BBC?).
Anyway, it was just horrifying seeing dead people covered in white cloth with a bright beam of light shining on their dead bodies and questioning myself "why the fuck?" The world is just so raunchy! Stinking evil criminal Eve, so stupid for trusting a snake! No, but it's true, a New Year celebration is never complete without a sinful mistake.

However, if you're wondering how my New Year went, well, it was awesome. It just darns that i didn't get to come to the party at London with the invitation of Carters. Highly, in the past few days i've been here... at Birmingham with some friends! Though i'm with my parents and they had their New Year's Eve somewhere in Northampton (however that spells) and i'm somehow here, at Birmingham. This is probably the second time that i didn't exactly get to spend New Year with Mum and Dad (neat), but i did have Christmas with them (which actually went beastly and blah). So yeah, i said my last fair-well at 2008 and i guess it's obviously safe to say "Last Year", which was just days ago. 

Alcohol, drunk, party, strange ladies, dancing and other loads of stuff that i forgot. In reality i didn't know anyone there (only some 6th form friends) considering i'm from Cornwall, though i did grew up at Germany where my whole Williams family lies. Still, i met a lot of new people and we just all gone really crazy and tumbling all over the place, but it was a really beautiful New Year Celebration. Just can't wait till next year! It's strange cause if just turned 2009 and now i'm all ready caught up for 2010 and i can't wait!

Now i'm here at my parent's house at Canterbury and Mum asked me if i wanted to come with her at Oxford just to do a little shopping, which by the way, would not be little at all. She's probably craving for new outfits to send to my aunties and cousins. Although i turned her down for i wasn't really in the mood for Oxford. Anyways, yeah the fireworks were definitely better than the "Last Year" *wink* and that's all i have to say. I'm dreaming of Hatty again, well, i wished she had a nice New Year's Eve and i hope she's not listening to Radiohead AGAIN.

I'm just reall forsaken that this will be a good year for ALL of us. 

         Not really certain why...

Starting To Be Organized

Just want to say that i'm starting to organize my blogger. I'm just going to take a few steps back at my previous/old posts, a little editing probably.

It's my New Year's resolution: Getting organized. 

So if you've noticed, i've done a little changing around. 

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A MERRY NEW YEAR ASWELL.

When i'm done with everything i'll make sure i'll delete this blog. 

McLovin Blurbs

Check Out Whats Written On my MySpace.

Look! I drew that drawing down there. Looks like piece of poop.

Well, i think its art. 

" I am the dotted line, You can fill me in however you like."

 

 I like posting pictures, rather than writing stuff. 

That's because its hard for me to type everything that occurs on my mind every second.

merry christmas

On The Mountains Trying To Find My Way Home

Fucking Biology

Fucking Larry the crab

Fucking Skippy

Fucking Daniel

Fucking two limpets i stuck together.

"thats just not nice josh"

Fucking limpet ate Larry.

Four fucking limpets stuck together.

Fucking wouldn't come off

Fucking Daniel again LOL

Fucking castle beach

Fucking cunts i had to work with

Fuckin trying to save larry

and fuckin hate you.

kidding.

Wilsons

Rawr! We are the Aviators!!

A Ginger Cat

It seemed like the butterflies in my tummy were hungrier than i was. 

A good breakfast was made... With Bread! Coffee! Fork and Knives! Egg! Pancake!

* Blink *

Aviators!

Breakfast at Tiffanies ( Wilsons ). This is where we eat in the meantime, and by that i mean, when we wake up 7 in the morning and go around Camborne with our skates and pretend we're the cool guys but in 

reality we're the ones trying to be cool because we don't have the guts to make trouble or break the rules

because we're terrified what our parents might do.

A long sentence; Cliche.

Unfortunately every each one of the customers were looking at us as if we were dog shitz lying on the floor

and i just wanted to yell on their faces that " why dontcha take a picture?! ", but i didn't.

Well, yeah because Don and Jared were singing weird tunes, which made me sing as well and it wa LOUD. Bahaha.

Stupid life.

Middle McLovin

Grace, Me and Daniel! Self timer is a hit, man! Ding dong ditched Grace's neighbor. Sort of useless cause we tried to Ding Dong Ditch Don't Run and no one answered the freakin door. We listened to hard rock Slip Knot material and Katy Perry champagne pace. Its a UK guy thing. Bahahaha

Brioche Party 

Brioche? No i ate all of it. Honestly

OJ!

More OJ!

Cup Of Joe anyone? No! Its OJ!

Grace what are you doing?! Its OJ time. Stop the tea/ coffee. 

Yeah. So, while staying at Grace's house for a little while... we ended up doing this.

Its like a Survey thing. I don't know. 

JAMES MA MAN

1. who are you!? James Heard
2. are we friends?? yh
3. When and how did we meet?? primary school XD
4. Do you have a crush on me?no
5. Would you kiss me?no
6. Give me a nickname (that isn't bambi) Explain why? cunt
7. Describe me in one whole word! cunt
8. What was your first impression of me? cunt
9. Do you still think the same thing?cunt, i mean yh
10. What reminds you of me? a cunt
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? cunt
12. How well do you know me? cunt anough
13. Whats your favouritememory of us? cunt
14. Have you ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't? ur a cunt?
15. Do you think im remotly attractive lol? cunt attractive
16. If i asked you out what would you say? F U cunt
17. Have you told any of your mates anything about me and what? hes a cunt
18. If we were together right now what would we be doing? callign eahc outher cunts
19. What would be the last thing you say to me? cunt

LUKE

1. who are you!? Luke Mitchell
2. are we friends?? Yep
3. When and how did we meet?? Camborne School
4. Do you have a crush on me? Ummm No *looks shifty*
5. Would you kiss me? Same Awnser
6. Give me a nickname (that isn't bambi) Explain why? Bambi XD
7. Describe me in one whole word! cunt
8. What was your first impression of me? German
9. Do you still think the same thing? Yep
10. What reminds you of me? The Foals 4 som reason
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? a punch
12. How well do you know me? well enuf
13. Whats your favouritememory of us? Footy Vid
14. Have you ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't? No
15. Do you think im remotly attractive lol? No *looks shifty some more*
16. If i asked you out what would you say? Ye Lol
17. Have you told any of your mates anything about me and what? Hes German
18. If we were together right now what would we be doing? Wanking
19. What would be the last thing you say to me? bye (Y)

Grace mentioned a movie called Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. I went on youtube and saw the trailer. Seems like my Superbad buddy is 

Captain Gnar

Went to the beach on a weekend. We thought A little hang out gig would be a better way to start the 6th form day. Harriet, Zane, Moi and Anton were there. 

Good thing i didn't flip out talking to Harriet. And oh yeah, i just realized that i can't stop talking about her,,, which sucks. Cause shes not even my girlfriend! And shes doesn't seem to like me, which means she'll surely not love me. Well the reason that i didn't flip out, was because i was talking to her about why shes cool and lovely. But not  in the sweet romantic way, it was more of a funny way. The way.. i made her laugh really hard. LOL. I know you can't imagine it. But hopefully, theres a chance. Yup. So.. yeah after this i'll probably won't talk about her. I'll just do little updates. 

And oh yeah and i can't ask her out. I might freak out. But if i did i'll definitely make a blog. 

We counted the birds that passed by, we didn't go swimming. But it was a really nice day for an Epic Beach Day.

Its his new home and he's stalking beach goers. 
 

In case you can't see or see... im eating grass loverly. And Harriet is not eating grass loverly. Hmm

I think I hear a country song. Where the fuck is my cowboy hat Zane.

Oh MY GOD!

I spent the whole day drawing those lines on the sand. Hmm. Yeah bahaha

Hatty is reading an invisible book. ( i love you )

She should've gone a little more closer.

It may look like beer... But it ain't. LOL 

That's because we're good citizens!

You fucking camera flashing into Harriets face. I WILL SAVE YOU Harriet. 

OHH. My hair. Looks like A Dog almost shaved. Hmmm

No fireworks. Aww. Mac touching her hair. Yeah what the fuck is up with that. 

Almost something. But theres nothing! 

But someday there will be something. 

cause i love her. so much

Dark Blue

This my new song for Hatty. No reason. Actually there is. If you watch the video, which i recommend you should, the #55 , the girl in the pony tail reminds me of her, and that guy shes dancing with reminds me of ME. See, Harriet is not blonde and im blonde. So its like her and i. Though, i've never really danced with her. I hope she finds this account and read everything.

But you know... i will face reality and destiny. I hope, that she and i is destined for each other. Because, i will do anything for her and i love her.

But if reality considers it a "no chance" fact, its alright. I'll even have the guts to tell her about this whole thing. But if we be together... i don't know what will happen. I hoping for fireworks.

Shes not hot ( for me ), shes more on beautiful, majestic and very nice indeed. 

I cannot believe im acting like a little kid! 

I want to tell her!! like SO BAD! I have never had a girlfriend! That's because i want her to be my first. Growing up, with a crazy ADHD attitude, i never thought of girls. I was more on soccer and skateboards. Now, LOVE means everything to me.

You know what! Im going to stop. This will be the last blog that Hatty is being mentioned.

After A Hard Day Of Work

Tbh

They're clearly jealous of superiority in the eyebrow department.

A lost of disturbance in this picture.

So, im so jealous of all Americans. 

There this Youtube gathering Live thing. I don't really know, but sounds really awesome. 

Not all the cool people will be on the "stage". Which sucks. So yah, still im jealous. I mean i can't just buy a ticket to US just for a youtube gathering. OH well. So awesome that Katy Perry is coming. She looks so much like Hatty. Aww Harriet. Sorry. Im feel so stupid talking crap about her. Aww.

Damn it. Fucking McLovin.. Get you game on.

So i've read other GREAT ( great because they're famous since they have vids on youtube ) bloggers and they've been talking about this book PAPER TOWNS. I don't get it. Whats it about anyway.

Don't tell me its about Twilight again. I might throw up.

Edward is not attractive at all. Bella=slut.

Actually i don't really know what im talking about. I just got these from the girls from my class. They like to talk about gross stuff about Bella and her un adequate manners. Weird.

Girls love Robert Fuckinson.

For the Win?

NO.

Harriet. But im the Spy

Harriet. Woah. This was the actual photo she photographed. So in love with her damn it!! Shes the hottest girl in the world. I might die.

Damn, why does chicks have to be hot?! ANSWER ME? Im curious!

Wonder why im thinking about her again?

Because she went online.. AGAIN! 4th time this whole week.

We didn't talk though. I just stared at her name the whole time.

I actually went to her myspace and got this BEAUTIFUL photo of her. My elegant girl.

So today, it is so fudging cold. Like really Fucking cold. Its snowing. i think. Let me think... something interesting that happened to me today... umm i bit my nails. Shit. I've always bit my nails. But i decided to stop like a JUSt a year ago. LOl. It sucks because old habits die hard. 

Stupid saying i know. Umm. Another interesting thing that happened to me? Ummm... Eli called and asked me for 60 dollars. The fuck man. Thats stupid. Does he think that i'll even lend him a cent. No way.

lol

Umm. hes supposed to buy a vid cam for youtube. We hate smosh...PERIOD. Nigahiga rocks.

Fred is si fucking gay. Happyslip... funny. Cool. LOl

What THE BUCK. boring man. Whatever. HAte those most subscribed fellas. Lol. 

So umm, let me think. I drank coffee. Umm. i stared at the sun. For....200 seconds. I mean... 2. 

Just 2 seconds. I find that interesting already.

Im really bored. I only have 2 followers!! Curse you Blogger!! I DO NOT ACCEPT EVEN NUMBERS !

Yah, Comment me. 

Aww Having comment makes me feel special..

Comment me.. anything. IF YOU THINK THAT ME AND HATTY HAS THE CHANCE TO FORM A HEART. AND A TRUST.  love her. 

What is that?

That FREAKY THING!

GIRLS: its joshua!!

Started running cause i know i'll get raped. The chicks tried to catch me. So i ran and ran and ran. I ran * sigh *. ... ran *cough*...ran, ran and ran... ran * shit *ran, and ran, and ran ( Some Chick: Joshua! You're my Mclovin! ) ran then ran. I ran a little bit more, then i ran, then i ....


TRIPPED! ( holy sh***!).


Sorry! Effects of chronic boredom.
I know you were more assuming reality.

Well, fantasy sounds better to me.

Had a Conference with Hatty ( harriet ). My secret love. And Benjo.
I almost had her all to me. Alone with her. She barely even goes online! WHY!!!!

Conference Stuff my ASS.. * guard! *
Benjo: I invited hatty
Mclovin: why?
Benjo: let's try to arrange a sex game with her!
McLovin: Fuck you
Benjo: bambi dick
McLovin: I'll kick ur face.
( if you're getting lost, heres the jig. I like hatty, but shes my friend so thats sort of awkward. I hope she likes me back. And hopefully be my gf. But i doubt it. Because, shes my friend. And thats just damit -ing GAY. )
Benjo: dick
McLovin: yah i'll kick ur dick also

The 3 way conference
Benjo joined the conference
Mclovin joined the conference
Hatty tjoined the conferece ( mwah )
Benjo: HELLO HATTY!
Hatty: whatever
Benjo: u wanna know a secret
McLovin: I'm gonna kick bens dick!
Mclovin: care to join me
Hatty: LMAO. cool
Mclovin: u wanna join me
Benjo: have sex?
Hatty: fuck the what. kidding
hatty: NO!
Benjo: 2 bad
McLovin: ok
Hatty: how u guys doing?
benjo: im outside with my comp and its freezing
hatty: thats stupid. then go inside
benjo: oh yeah!
( took some time)
benjo: im home
McLovin: how u hatty/
Hatty: im good.
McLovin; please agree with me that ben is an ahole
Hatty: ur both aholes LOL
Mclovin: hes more ahole
Hatty: yeah
Benjo: ahole huh? fuck josh
hatty: lol.
hatty: whats up?
benjo; what?
hatty: whats with the conference
Mclovin: u don't go online often than b4
Mclovin: ?
hatty: busy
benjo: why
hatty: so what?
Mclovin: im still a rockstar
benjo: no ur not
Hatty: u guys are crazy
Mclovinl; are we the only ones ur chatting with?
Hatty: no. Dan
benjo: sorry josh
Hatty: lol
Mclovin: yah sorry to u 2 pal
benjo: if u only new haty
hatty: only new wat
benjo: oh nothing. u'll find ot sooner
hatty: tell me
hatty: i hate mysteries


Conversation with Bitchjo. benjo
Mclovin: fuck you!
benjo: its for the good
Mclovin: seriously man
benjo: im not gonna tell her
benjo: bahaha
Mclovin: seriously
benjo; i won;t
Mclovin: tell her its a guy thing

( hatty sort of waited a long time before we both replied back to her previews message )

continuation;
benjo: i dnt want to
hatty; oh well
Mclovin: its a guy thing
hatty: wet dreams sort of guy thing?
Mclovin: yes

Hatty: the hell guys

Benjo: josh, why dnt u tell her the truth

Benjo: we both know its not a guy thing

 

 ( again. made a conversation with dick head )

Mclovin: u ashol

Benjo: jus kiding

Mclovin: pussy

Benjo: ur the pussy one

Benjo: bahahahahaha

Mclovin: fuck u

Benjo: sorry!

Benjo: for not being a pussy

Mclovin: haha

Mclovin: haha. bahaha. still... fuck u man.

Continuation 

Hatty: what?

Mclovin: nothing

Benjo: yah nothing

hatty: ok

Benjo: u could leave now

Benjo: lets end this conference

Hatty: i thought it was going to be something important

Benjo: yah oh well

Benjo: its cancelled

McLovin: ok hatty.

McLovin: bye...

Benjo left the conference

Hatty: oh well.

McLovin: bye hatty

Hatty: thnks. bye

McLovin:harriet

Hatty: Joshua 

McLovin: lol

Hatty: ok bye, have to go.

McLovin: bye

Sorry i didnt continue the coloring font thing. its hard. lol

anyway. ok.