Saturday, November 8, 2008

Hates and Hearts A LITTLE BIT OF BREA VIST.

THE THREE AMIGOS. 

Hatty is pretty lovely.
Sometimes i like to draw faces on eggs.
I drink proper tea laddy.
I ride a 8.125, Venture 139's, 52 or 53 mm wheels.

I do enjoy a cuppa tea, Wednesday's with Reda, Getting my chill on, A good skate, sketching, Writing, Apple, Noise, The Cold, Granny Smith's Candles, Bonfire Night.

I will moan at you because i HATE: baked beans, gum on the floor, dirty water, my own clumsyness, weak tea, carrots, slags, ginger cats, ginger people, coursework, humid weather,shit films. 

So today, me and Jake Jacabus Warrior of Camborneth Gringo God and my other Warriors Of Camborneth Cunt Gods went to Cam Brea Again. The Three Amigos, fucking sang spongebob's camp fire song through the whole day with different versions.
I did nothing but took pictures. Daniel the Cunt, almost fell down the rocks. God gave mercy to him. Thnk you. 
Im serious, that was pretty scary. he could've died or get hurt. 
We starved to death. Ate grass literally, well me and Jacabus did. Skate on grass again.
Daniel, farted like shit. We danced around. It was pretty great. The day was really awesome. 





Little Miss Perfect or Little Sir Sunshine




The Forgetful Cat. = FOT THE WIN
School A-Z? Winner The Fuck?!

I'm gonna fight 'em all
A nation army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip it off
Taking their time right behind my back



Friday, November 7, 2008

If You're Happy and U know then Clap your hand.

IM THE ONLY ONE NOT SUCKING AN IMAGINARY PENIS


Oh well. Me and my gay friends went to school for some stupid crap. Not to mention there were no electricity there. 
which was good.
So, we just did our thing outside the school. Pulled out all the tables  and chairs we could find and placed it outside the school. More FUN. I know!
The guard there, warned us not to be so lousy and noisy. I hate that guy. 
He's so fucking attractive. My girly girly classmates FLIRT with him. Oh ok. So thats how it goes. Thats the flow huh?! You girls have bad tastes!. A guard?! 
That fucking pussy got me in trouble. He accused me of skating without permission. WTF?!
     I was skating and on the location near the gate, i almost ran into a car.
Almost died. 

BUT THAT WAS ALMOST!. Nothing happened! I was the one that got in trouble! The guard thought i fucking did it on purpose. That's not how a role!.... sometimes. 
Im the one that almost died and im the one that gets the punishment?! Kiss my Ass GUARD.

Ok so anyway, we went to school to finish some projects. It was just one day, and a lot has happened. The fact that we had to do it outside was FUN but not very safe. Our project plan, was to use spray paints instead of paint. Which was wrong. Cause we didn't even ask the teacher of we could use spray paints. But oh well. The main thing is we got in trouble. 
And the other main thing is. We didn't finish the project, since we brought out our skate boards and wasted half of the time skating. 
We climbed trees but we were forced to get down. We saw the principal and she was wearing a skirt and tank top and not to mention shes blonde. 

And we...
         played a game.

Intellectual Paper And Coffee


So i was attempting to eat that squishy orange little ball. Just a while before, i was juggling it with air. That was quite interesting. 
The story behind that photograph is me and a ball fought. He was killing me with insanity. I was killing him with dizziness. He wanted to kick my balls. But i froze and told him " leave my balls out of this. Its between you and me"

The only thing to do... was EAT.



decided not to. I was fiercely devoted by its color. 
" i love you ball.
 If it was only possible to replace one of my balls to you"






Paper and Coffee has their new ways. Jake the Meter Weirdo with those orange design baby shoes. A simple pic with a whole lot of shit.

I'd rather kill myself knowing that ,that coffee is not from starbucks. 
You know what.. no. I'd rather kill that bone head Baseball dude for making the picture look gay.


Hayle Trek


ME AND MY BUDS OFTEN COMES HERE. AWESOME PLACE. WE SKATE,,, ON THE GRASS. UNFORTUNATELY, ITS WHERE WE PRACTICE OUR JUMPS.... on the grass *sigh*. WE GET UP ON THOSE HUGE ROCKS AND FROM THERE ,WE JUMP! 
No... we don't yell " i believe i can fly". 







That's me yelling YEAH. " yeaaaahhhh!!!"

Dawn the cunt: put your arm down josh you'll kill the wildlife with your stench!
McLovin: yeah fuck you man!



Thumbs up from Mister McLovin      it.
Rock on from the Daniel Innocent.
Eat it up Dawn. 

Everything went well there. It was a 2 hour hike. So please, spare me.
We played golf. That was a 20 minute hike from there. 
My back pack was killing me. 


So anyway



I RULE
Wind almost blew my head away. That would've have been pretty cool.

BLEHGER

           WE MET WILL SMITH. SEE! HE'S AT MY BACK! AND DANIEL IS GIVING HIM A PAT!
I'm about to eat AIR. Daniel is drooling. Man, what an innocent face. Those glasses make you look like shit!




This is my second entry. Not having fun at all.
So, i just got back from touring around blogger and i saw other great bloggers as well. The ones with the decent use of words.
Trust me FUCK and HELL is all you'll ever read in my blogs. So these other bloggers, i think they're pretty awesome. I noticed that most of you/them are originally youtubers.
No wonder you guys have several "followers". You guys are famous.

All i've gotta say to you guys is hopefully i would appreciate a little applaud from you. See i wasted 3 hours just to read almost all the entries you made. That's a record.

disneykid1 
DudeNeedaEaseOnUp
html hearts
My World Like No Other ( i might add that you look sort of emo. but you write awesome.)
The never updated, always here blog! ( love your hair )
AmazingPhil
*ben* 
Strawburry17 ( funny vids, chick! 21 and damn hot. LOL )

compliment for the girls only. lol

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Im McLovin

I was 15 when i discovered i lived in Camborne.
My parents had to wait 15 years to approach me and tell me that we don't, as a matter of fact live in Neverland. *sigh*
Rather than McLovin, i am also known as Bambi, puppy, charlie, sheep head, moshua, jim, tealeaf, and bokkie.
I enjoy a cuppa tea and a little ambience.

I'm uniting with blogger to fish for girls. ( proof that i am not gay ) LOL
I could never stand, over flowed paragraphs. Your crap ordained to be already interesting ( in my opinion ) if it was 8 sentences long. That's a headache already my friend.









Can i have some Tea?
DriveSafe Homie